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Anonymous

May 22, 2019

The Lulu dog video from your old website, is that gone for good?

LordAardvark

I have no intentions to reupload it or relink it to this website. You might be able to find it on NaughtyMachinima by searching "wilderness," though.

Anonymous

May 21, 2019

Hi, Lord Aardvark. I just saw your videos on pornhub and I love it but I think it's short. Is there any long versions? I would buy it if there were longer versions.

LordAardvark

What there is, is what there is. These things take a lot of labor-hours to make as they are, and I have a decidedly breakneck schedule. And I would never ask people to pay on a per-video basis.

Anonymous

May 21, 2019

Bluestar 2 and 3 video is just sound and no video the rest of your videos work fine when downloaded. Do not know if its my end or something else.

LordAardvark

It's your end. If the issue is streaming, try Google Chrome - and if that fails, the PornHub links. If the issue is downloading, try VLC Media Player.

Anonymous

May 19, 2019

Where do the scientist models in Phazon Experiment B come from?

LordAardvark

The outfits come from Black Mesa: Source. The male outfit is fitted to the BSAA male, and the female outfit is fitted to my unfinished L4D's Zoey (see the Abandon Release in the archive). On Sunday evening I plan to release both outfits, as well as a bunch of other stuff I've been meaning to release but just haven't gotten around to.

Anonymous

May 18, 2019

Hey my lord, any idea of when you may be releasing the cumslut collar models you showed off on twitter?

LordAardvark

With the DazV5 Curvy Elizabeth. Hopefully that'll be ready by the end of July. I'll try to get it done this month, but with all of the work I have to do to get the DazV5 standard to that point, and with how late in the month it is already... I wouldn't put money on it being ready before June.

Anonymous

May 17, 2019

Hey Aard! I have a couple questions and sorry if these have been asked and answered already. 1. Whatever happened to Samus stripper outfit? Did you abandoned it or are you still working on it? It just hasn’t been a top priority. I hope you still plan to release it, if not then that sucks. It looked really cool and sexy. 2. This is more of a reminder I guess, you never released the yahg model from Blue Star e3. I assume you just forgot, unless you changed your mind of not releasing it and I didn’t know about it. 3. I think in the description of your generic male models it says that you plan to making new outfits, is that a thing? 4. Would you ever think of making a uh I don’t know ‘Handsome male models’ I don’t know a better name to call it. Or a new set of generic male models. Could always use so more male models, since there isn’t that much in good quality as yours.

LordAardvark

1.) It's still a thing. It was and is built for a small sequence in Hiveship. It needs to be redone since the DazV4 -> DazV5 upgrade of Samus, though. As you said, low priority. Actually getting the Samus model itself done first is more important.

2.) I forgot. I'll try to remember to do it Sunday or Monday. No promises. My memory is shit when it comes to these sorts of things.

3.) Yes. I have several made that haven't been released yet. See previous statement.

4.) I want to rebuild the males from scratch at some point in the near future. Biggest issue is finding versatile heads - the BSAA heads that I used for the current males is wonderful, because they have a good range of flexes to vary their face shape, and come with 17 or so unique face textures. One head mesh yields tons of variety. Such assets are not easily discoverable or creatable.

Anonymous

May 17, 2019

Hey, I just got done reading your May Megapost. ...Well I gotta say that part about the future hit me hard man, real hard, and I just wanna say I appreciate what you have done for the sfm community. I've personally been following your work sense your grind on making all of the DOAfantasy girls and they are absolutely 100/10 in my book. Anyway, I honestly think you've done enough for us perverts, with all the free shit and content you've created for us, But in the grand scheme of things you're just following your ambitions and I respect the fuck outta that. Sorry that this isn't a question, But I thought I give my thoughts on that post. You keep doing you man. - A Fan

LordAardvark

Anonymous

May 16, 2019

After seeing your latest blog post about your Unity project plans, are you actively looking for potential writers? Or do you already have some of your regulars lined up to fill those roles? Reading your thoughts about a "medium-sized" Mass Effect parody game struck pretty close to home for me, because I had plans to attempt doing something like that myself before I hit the brick wall of my PC just not being beefy enough to handle quality animation work... But I am a pretty obsessive storyteller by nature, and (assuming that I could meet any requirements you might have in mind) would be *more* than happy to offer my skills free of any charge to a project like that, simply for the sake of my own enjoyment. Of course, none of that really matters if you've already got someone more familiar in mind to work with, so I figured it wouldn't hurt to ask before bothering you with a more detailed pitch!

LordAardvark

I haven't even gotten that far with the Unity stuff. I'm sure I will eventually want to bring in some more writers, or at least writing consultants, by the time that Fallen Throne is ready to roll around. But right now, I'm trying to keep my mind reigned in and focused on the technical aspects of the pipeline.

As things progress, if you're still interested, please don't hesitate to hit me up on Twitter or something, and we can talk then. Right now though, I need to get the carriage built, before I can even think about putting it before the horse.

Anonymous

May 15, 2019

Hey this is a minor gripe I have with the generic male model but darker dudes aren't supposed to have palms that are just as dark as their skin, just sayin

LordAardvark

Feel free to edit the texture and send the fix my way! I will integrate it into official releases as soon as possible!

Anonymous

May 12, 2019

I remenber that you posted in your orinial tumblr, a short fanfic with an liara / Femsherpard / Ashley / Wrex's animation. Any chance to see that again (Both fanfic and animation) ?

LordAardvark

I don't remember that. Doesn't mean it didn't happen, just means I don't remember it.

And even if I did, that text is long gone. The animation, too, was lost over the years, with whatever file-host I used for it deleting the file. So no. It'll never see the light of day again.