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Anonymous

March 22, 2023

Thought about doing Rebecca from Cyberpunk: Edgerunners getting fucked from Futa Lucy?

LordAardvark

I have nil interest. Plus so far as I know that's a 2d show so..?

Anonymous

March 22, 2023

Will you ever make a glory wall of different girls and getting fucked there the day?

LordAardvark

If I can come up with an interesting story for it, some form of progression to the action, and a way to differentiate it from Hole in the Wall, then absolutely.

I am personally a huge fan of reverse gloryholes / Czech gloryholes (most common names I've seen for them), where it's basically the ladies stuck in a wall, with their lower bodies in one room and their upper in another. Typical construction is lower-body room is a public space for clients to bang em, while the upper-body room is some cozy padded bench for them to rest on and just kinda chill while strangers they can't see come up and fuck them.

The biggest problem with them is that their very nature limits what you can do with them, both physically and cinematically. You kinda have to either put the guys' hands on the wall or at their sides, both of which are awkward in different ways, and then there's a very limited range of camera angles that don't have the guys' bodies completely blocking the shot. And because of the awkward positioning caused by the wall, you can't really get any of those slick, swinging, high-intensity thrusting motions that I like. It's kinda all just awkwardly standing around and bobbing back and forth, which I find to be incredibly dull visually.

But I mean, if I can come up with an interesting enough story and progression, then it's entirely possible to make up for that awkwardness. Would very much be a situation where either the idea or the story makes up for the underwhelming animation.

Deviant

March 10, 2023

Any chance of Samus returning?

LordAardvark

No.

She has a spiritual successor. She's been built, lore's been drafted, her first video has been sketched out. It's predominantly just a matter of finding the time to introduce her.

Anonymous

March 10, 2023

Any particular reason why you're focusing on the futa genre with your current projects,? Between overbreed and Jill/Claire. It seems that genre has you captivated.

LordAardvark

I like ladies getting dicked down.

Don't much care for guys, personally. I care much more for ladies.

So why have a guy I don't much care for dick down a lady, when I can have a lady I do care for dick down a lady instead?

It's a pretty simple calculus, honestly.

Anonymous

March 8, 2023

Any updates on the jill/Claire project?

LordAardvark

https://twitter.com/LordAardvark/status/1632884244765904896?s=20

Anonymous

March 4, 2023

How do you add a futa bulge to a model’s clothes in sfm?

LordAardvark

You pay a modeler that isn't me to add a flex for it.

Anonymous

February 28, 2023

Hey, a couple years ago you did these animated loops with Dva: https://images.lordaardvark.com/Photosets/spontanephoto/watchmecum.html I had to scroll all the way back in Twitter to find this link. I've tried looking for them in your site but wasn't able to find it. I looked through Photosets, Loops and the SpontanePhoto live webpage, but couldn't find a link to the Dva loops anywhere. Am I missing something? Either way I think you should link them in Loops. They're awesome

LordAardvark

I agree, I should.

I'll look into the cleanest way to install them onto the page over the next few days.

Anonymous

February 25, 2023

I’ve been trying to find an old post where samus/Sarah was sucking off a generic male in your sci-fi uniform. Can’t seem to find it, can you help. Please and thanks.

LordAardvark

It's called War Is Our Imperative. It's on NaughtyMachinima, link provided.

Anonymous

February 24, 2023

Ayo B0ss! Recently, I started making animation with Marie DazV5. Why won't you make a hair variant without jiggle bones, like bun style (https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7457674)?

LordAardvark

Because I make things I have interest in. I have no interest in such a hair style for Marie.

Anonymous

February 21, 2023

What was your favorite project?

LordAardvark

Hard to say! I loved all my projects! I wouldn't make them if I didn't. General rule of thumb though is my favorite project is always the most recent. That's certainly holding true now. My favorite released project is definitely the Gaige mini, and my favorite project overall right now is the upcoming Witcher on-stream video, which is tied as being my favorite with the upcoming Claire/Jill on-stream video, and the still-in-development Frozen video.