IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!

OH MY GOD IT'S FINALLY HERE!

This shiny, glorious, beautiful new website is courtesy of Totally. Masterfully hand-crafted to serve as a replacement for Tumblr, it's been in the shop for a very long time. But finally, it's here. And you know what that means?

I CAN WRITE LONG-FORM POSTS AGAIN! SUCK MY DICK, 280-CHARACTER LIMIT!

I can't overstate how excited I am to finally have this site live, and to finally be able to show it off to the world. But that isn't what this post is for - this post is for introducing all of you wonderful people to the site and its features!

Let's crash-course with the Continue Reading button! Click it and immediately be bombarded with a wall of text!